Sunday, December 9, 2007
1 Wedding + 2 Funerals within 1 week
Sadly, shortly after their marriage, the Emperor II seemed to have finish his chores in this world and left quietly. It shocked the Kingdom because no one sense anything wrong with His Majesty. The Emperor II will be fondly remembered as the King who loves to turn anti-clockwise with rabbit-looking face. Also around the same time, the 6th Prince also passed away. Reasons unknown.
The deaths of these 2 royal members is a setback in growing the Royal Family population.
Empress Dowager Pearl and 大公主 are very sad over the death of the 6th Prince as they have plans to pair him with a princess from a nearby kingdom. Unfortunately, Prince of Gallant and 太子妃 are unable to produce any heirs for the Emerald Throne. Empress Dowager Pearl is now looking into this matter.
Her Majesty has ordered a decree that Prince of Gallant is now the third Emperor of the Emerald Throne and gave him the title King of Gallant and his wife, Queen of Gallant. 大公主, as the mother of the Emperor III, is now 皇太后, the Queen Mother of Emerald Kingdom. Empress Dowager Pearl is 太皇太后.
As the Palace Steward, I have clearly neglected my duties to take care the Royal Family. I have been spending so much time on my part-time job, I have not attend to any of the Royal Members for days. The Royal Family suffers because of my selfish reasons and negligence. I promise to take good care of the Royal Members after Empress Dowager Marble passed away. I am ashamed that I fail in my duties once again. Empress Dowager Pearl is deciding my punishment.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Empress Dowager Marble Returns to Heaven


This is the last photo that the royal sisters took together in public.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Empress Dowager Marble's illness deteriorates ...
It is hurting to see her suffering but her strong will to live moved me. No matter how tough it is, she never thought of giving up. Her Majesty has my utmost respect. In my eyes, her spirit is equivalent to her parents, the late Emperor and 老佛爷。
Empress Dowager Pearl block all media from the Emerald Palace. It is understandable because she has to uphold her sister's reputation and image to the Kingdom. Empress Dowager Marble is very skinny and worn out now. However she insisted on doing her rounds in the Palace. She has been eating and drinking as usual. She never once complained about her pain.
I hope she recovers although chances are bleak.
Monday, October 15, 2007
2nd Birthday of Their Majesties, Empress Dowager Pearl and Empress Dowager Marble
However, Empress Dowager Marble has been found with a tumor shortly after her 2nd birthday. Her appearances in public is reduced so that she can have ample rest. Medical reports will be out in a couple of weeks time to show whether the tumor is malignant or benign.

Though Empress Dowager Marble is ill, she still groom herself well and attend all events.
I hope Her Majesty recover soon. She has already reach her 2nd year, her chances of living is greatly reduced. Long Live the Empress Dowagers.
The 6th prince has recovered from his injuries. He has also learnt how to be independent after leaving both his brothers. He has since become more mature. I would say his injury is a blessing in disguise.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Farewell, Prince of Valor


Prince of Valor taking his leave. The 6th prince sending him off ...

大公主 coming out of her residence to see her son off. 大公主依依不舍的心情全写在脸上。
Everyone in the Royal Family send their well wishes and hope His Highness will one day become a successful ruler in a prosperous Kingdom. Their Majesties were delighted that Prince of Valor finally had the chance to prove himself.
There are also rumours that 三太子 and 七格格 were chosen to ascend the throne of another Kingdom. If this news is true, the Emperor II will not have his son to ascend his throne. Besides, his son has little chance compared to Prince of Gallant. Thus this may be a good news for the Emperor II family. The Emperor II may also look at the bright side that his daughter, 太子妃 will probably be the Empress of the Emerald Kingdom in near future.
The Emperor II going in circles ... his weird habit especially when he is troubled over his son's succession of his throne.
Members in the Royal Family are slowly decreasing again. This may mean lesser work for me, the Palace Steward. However, it will mean a quieter and less eventful Kingdom too. Today, I not only send Prince of Valor to his new Kingdom but also send a friend to a bright future. The one staying is always envious of the one leaving, not realising how fortunate it is for one to stay.
Sunday, September 2, 2007
The Grand Wedding ... of Prince of Gallent and 四格格
The new Royal couple exploring their new home, the Crystal Palace
As a present to the latest Royal couple, Their Majesties gave them a new home, the Crystal Palace, 水晶宫. Sparkling at every corners, the Crystal Palace is the latest extension to the Palace. As colourful as the Gem Palace, it has the best interior design compared to the rest of the Palace.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Emperor II and 大公主 one-year-old birthday celebrations





七格格 seldom show her face in front of the media as she is very shy. As 三太子's fiancee now, she is often reported by the media. Grooming become a very important thing for her to do. Seen here she is preparing herself to attend a celebration.
In 3 months time, Their Majesties, the Empress Dowagers of the Emerald Palace will be celebrating their 2 year old birthday. A greater celebration will be held and preparations are well in the way. I have found a part-time job so my work has increase tremendously amidst all these celebrations and my new part-time. However I will make sure that the celebrations are well-prepared and enjoy by all. After all Their Majesties are my 主子 and I have been taking care of them ever since they are born. 主子们的两岁大寿一定要搞得热热闹闹、气氛非凡,才配的上两位太后的身份,老臣对老佛爷也算有个交待。
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Some updates






His Majesty, the Emperor II. He loves drinking water. Palace of Gems has to be stored with extra amount of water and water levels are always actively monitored to satisfy His Majesty's drinking appetite. However the Emperor II is growing thinner and thinner. Now his size is smaller than 三太子。Media spreads that the Emperor II is ill, thus the next Crown Prince will be announced soon. For months, this has been the hottest topic in town and draggy like Korean dramas. However serious issue like this ought to be carefully planned. I am sure Their Majesties will give everyone an answer when the time is ripe.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Peaceful times for the Royal Family ... Finally

The Empress Dowagers
The Emperor II and 大公主 will be celebrating their 1 year old birthday next month. Time flies. It seems just yesterday when they first arrive in the Palace. Both their spouses have also passed away. Some things to clarify regarding this 3rd generation. The Crown Prince (deceased), Crown Princess (now 大公主) and 白亲王 (now Emperor II) were thought to suffer from a strange disease when their fur turn white last December to around February before changing again. It appears that it is their unique ability to change to a white coat during winter months. For camouflage purposes. After so many years as a Palace Steward, this is the first time Royal Family members display such ability. Pardon my ignorance.The Emperor II is sleeping ... not dead.
大公主 enjoying her meal

四格格 is not trapped. She loves to sleep on the roof like Snoopy with her legs dangling out. Perhaps it is cooler up there. Given her bad-temper, this probably cools her down. She has improved a lot ever since. Sleeping Princes ... 6th Prince in the house, Prince of Gallant under the house and Prince of Valor in front.
The sauve, the brave, the popular, the handsome ... Prince of Gallant! He is on his way to battle again while his brothers Prince of Valor and the sixth Prince is still sleeping behind.

The quiet 七格格
Palace Steward looking for job?
No, the Royal Family paid me well. Just that I need more money for the debts I have accummulated through the years. I will still be the Palace Steward. However it is difficult to find something that fits my schedule, I may not be able to find one afterall. Thank you for the media's concern. Please do not blow this matter up and alarm the Royal Family."
This is the statement I made to the press after the Empress Dowagers wanted me to clarify with the media earlier on. I am very sorry that such small matters of a lowly employee has made headlines and bothered my Masters.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Changes to the Palace floor plan

Sunday, May 20, 2007
Unpredictable life?

Upon hearing the news, Their Majesties were furious at my arrangements. Since 大公主 and 七格格 are not at good terms also, they decided to betroth 七格格 to 三阿哥 so that she will move to the Cloud Manor to stay instead of staying with 大公主. I immediately carried out their orders. Both the Emperor and 三阿哥 were pleased at the news.

The Emperor II and 三阿哥

Saturday, April 14, 2007
Royal restructuring completed
Firstly, the expansion of the Palace is completed and the floor plan is publicised. The latest arrangement of where each member of the Royal Family stays is also confirmed. As usual the highest sovereignty of the Emerald Throne will stay in the Emerald Palace. 大公主 stays in the Sky Manor with her daughter and her 3 sons in the Opal Palace. 白亲王, Concubine of Grace, their son and 2 daughters stay in the Halls and Cloud Manor. The Royal Garden nearby is completed with a stream flowing pass and 3 ponds, together with mango trees and other kinds of plants. The servants' quarter is also renovated for employees’ welfare in the Palace (That’s where I stay).

Now the Royal decree from Their Majesties:
Empress Pearl and Empress Marble succeeded the official status of东太后 and 西太后 respectively. Their titles remain as Empress Dowager Pearl and Empress Dowager Marble.
白亲王 will be the second Emperor of the Emerald Throne. Nonetheless, the Empress Dowagers are still the highest sovereignty of the Kingdom until they return to Heaven. Concubine of Grace is now the Empress of Grace.
The Crown Prince and Crown Princess have yet to be chosen from the 4 sons and 3 daughters. From now on the children of the Emperor will be 三阿哥, 四格格 and五格格 and the children of 大公主 will be 大阿哥 (Prince of Gallant) , 二阿哥 (Prince of Valor), 六阿哥 and 七格格. All have the possibility of inheriting the Emerald Throne.
End of decree.
There are many events coming up after the restructuring. There will be a large celebration in October to celebrate the Empress Dowagers’ 两岁大寿. Preparations are now undergoing.
The Family is having a peaceful time. Something strange happen though; the Emperor II and 大公主 are no longer in coats of white but similar to the rest. With everything settled, the Family is recharged and ready for media’s attention again. Look out for more updates when they make public appearance in the near future for a series of celebrations marking their new statuses. The Palace Steward (me) is also given a week off for the hard work done during the restructuring. This time I am going to Taipei ... sounds good? Best employee welfare you can ever find.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Some updates




Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Extension of Palace completed

Last meal for Prince of Valor and Prince of Gallant in the East Hall.

3rd and 4th child of the Crown Prince and 大公主
To let 大公主 have more privacy and peace, Prince of Valor and Prince of Gallant have moved into Cloud Manor. However one of 大公主 three newborns was dead. Was it killed by 大公主 again? Nobody knows. No one talked about it anymore. Everyone does not want her condition to worsen. Everyone just hopes that she can take good care of the remaining 2 surviving babies so that the Crown Prince can also have 4 children like 白亲王.

The loving couple ..

... and their 4 lovable children
Monday, February 5, 2007
Sudden turn of events
He had been seriously injured by the Crown Princess due to her pre-and-post natal depression. That was the reason why the Crown Prince and Crown Princess was not available to comment about 白亲王's atrocity. They had been hiding from media's attention. The Crown Princess had been under stress after giving birth to 6 babies, losing 4 of them, dealing with rumors of murdering them and being pregnant again. Knowing that the Crown Princess is dangerous and violent, the Crown Prince did not leave her. He insisted in accompanying her even though he was persistently attacked by her. All he wished was for her to recover and remember him again.
The Crown Princess is taking care of her 3 babies now. The death of the Crown Prince did not seem to affect her at all. However she seems to be looking for something or someone every once awhile. Perhaps she will one day remember their love and his sacrifice.
Their Majesties was shocked by the news. They were not aware of what happened in the Crown Prince and Crown Princess quarters. It is a tragedy in the Palace. The Crown Prince would not have died if the new extension of the Halls is rushed out in time. He would have more places to hide when the Crown Princess went berserk. Although their Majesties did not blame me, I know I am very much responsible. I cause the 生离死别, I cause a joyous occasion to become a funeral within 24 hours.
Taking into consideration that the Crown Prince's children are still young (including Prince of Valor and Prince of Gallent), Empress Pearl and Empress Marble are considering promoting 白亲王 to be the 1st heir of the Emerald Throne. Nothing is confirm. Everyone awaits instructions from Their Majesties. On the other hand, according to rules, the Crown Princess lose her title as the Crown Princess (太子妃). Their Majesties sympathised with her plight and lost. Thus she is given the title 大公主, to be equivalent of the daughter of the Empresses.
大公主,小主子们,老臣有罪,老臣对不住各位主子。
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Wonderful news for the Royal family!!!
The Royal family is celebrating over night to welcome new members of the family. The Crown Princess had just given birth a few hours ago. Even the number of children she gave birth is not known yet. This news is as fresh as the young ones. Within 1 week, the Royal family has more new members adding to it, strengthening their population. They are no longer facing problems regarding 传宗接代. I am sure this is what the Empress Dowager hoped for too. However she never expected 白亲王 to enter the Palace.
Now ... I am facing the problem of overcrowding in the Palace. Their Majesties have ordered me to solve housing problems of the 2 families ASAP. After some planning, I may need at least 3 more extensions to the Palace when the young ones grow up. One of them is already under going construction and expect to complete very soon. I have to make careful plannings within budget and yet allowing 主子们 live comfortably. BIG headache.
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Shocking news!!!
After some investigation by their Majesties, it was found that Concubine of Gentle was actually the brother of the Crown Prince. He had the atrocity to 男办女装 and accompanied Concubine of Grace to the Palace. Both of them were an item when the Crown Prince was ordered to come to the Palace along with 3 wives-to-be. Unwilling to give up on the Concubine, he replaced one of the Ladies and entered the Palace with her. The Crown Prince was devoted to the Crown Princess. He never visited the Sky Manor after he entered the Palace. Therefore no one suspected anything at all.
Their Majesties were furious regarding such outrageous act. Everyone in the Palace was gossiping and guessing what will happen to Concubine of Grace and her four children and of course, the Prince who betrayed the Crown Prince. After much considerations, their Majesties, being benevolent and kind, reinstate the status of the Prince as 白亲王,Concubine of Grace as the wife of the Prince as Princess of Grace and recognize their children as the 4th in line to the Emerald Throne.
The Crown Prince and Crown Princess declined to comment about this matter. As the Palace Steward, I can only say Their Majesties have made their decisions and nothing much is said. The accidental family is very grateful and happy that they can be together. However they were held in house arrest for a few weeks as punishment. I guess their Majesties just want to keep them out of media reach so that this matter will die down as soon as possible. I was at the Sky Manor today to survey the area of expansion nearby. Expect more updates of the new royal members after the house arrest period and expansion details.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
The Royal Family welcomes 2007
The Empress Pearl and Empress Marble are turning 2 this year October. They are active and healthy. The tumor in Empress Marble has been proven to be benign. Hope they enjoy longevity like 老佛爷。两位皇后娘娘总是那么的慈祥、那么和蔼可亲,和老佛爷刚烈、严肃的态度有天渊之别。但众人都忘了一点,两位皇后娘娘都是老佛爷一手培育成才的。Long Live Their Majesties! 万岁,万岁,万万岁!

Latest glimpses of Their Majesties when they made a trip out of the Palace
Regarding some abnormalities reported last year, the white patches in the Crown Prince and Crown Princess and also Concubine of Gentle are a beautiful miracle. Now their fur has changes from dark to pale grey, close to white, alike the colour of a husky. This has attracted all the media attention because their Highnesses look simply splendid in their new coat. It is confirmed that their ancestors also have similar colours and this is a case of 各代遗传. As for why they turned white after their 5th month, it is unknown. Perhaps it is all part of growing up. They have become the first hamsters in the Palace to have such colour and it is said to symbolize joy and prosperity in the Palace. However Concubine of Grace remains her original colour. Perhaps she did not get the genes.
The Crown Prince and Crown Princess in their splendid coat of white. This loving couple are always together wherever they go.

Concubine of Gentle and Concubine of Grace (note the colour difference)
Concubine of Gentle playing Hide-and-Seek. Can you spot her?

(Left) Concubine Grace's turn to hide. (Right) Found!
The bad blood between Prince of Gallant and Prince of Valor is no longer popular news among paparazzi. Although both of them may have some unpleasantness at times and fought but overall things between them are still in control. Prince of Gallant is said to be the one that is always picking up fight with Prince of Valor. Reason? I am not too sure myself. If things should get worse, Their Majesties has already order a decree that the Palace shall expand for the Princes to live separately. They have also ordered that due to their misbehaviour they will have to under go training and education for a longer time; meaning the Crown Prince and Crown Princess will still be the immediate successor to the Emerald Throne instead of the Princes.
Now everyone is wondering if they will become white like their parents or remain the same colour as Empress Pearl and Empress Marble. Perhaps we will find out during their Highnesses 5th month birthday in April.

Prince of Gallant and Prince of Valor (notice the resemblance with Their Majesties?)